By Rick Abbott
This is the hilarious story of a theater group trying desperately to put on a play in spite of maddening interference from a haughty authoress who keeps revising the script. Act I is a rehearsal of the dreadful show, Act II is the near disastrous dress rehearsal, and the final act is the actual performance in which anything that can go wrong does. When the authoress decides to give a speech on the state of the modern theatre during the curtain calls, the audience is treated to a madcap climax to a thoroughly hilarious romp. Even the sound effects reap their share of laughter.
| Aggie Manville | Victoria Cooper |
| Geraldine "Gerry" Dunbar | Denise "Robbie" Robinson |
| Henry Benish | Arlan Anglemyer |
| Polly Benish | Beth Lind |
| Maria "Smitty" Smith | Julie Miles |
| Saul Watson | Larry Loomis |
| Billy Carewe | John Warring |
| Violet Imbry | Deborah "Deb" Parks |
| Louise Peary | Nita Ward |
| Phyllis Montague | Jane Lamb |
| Director | Gerald Reynolds |
| Assistant Director | Altalee Abston |
| Set Designer | Ron Calvin |
| Lighting Director | Cheryl Grindol |
| Back Drop | Raymond Keady |
| Sound Effects | Mike Elswick, Jamey Denison, Scott Morris, Arlan Anglemyer, Deborah Parks, Nicolas Abston |
| Set Construction | Ron Calvin, Janet Calvin, Greg Hilario, Ed Connor, Brent Lawless, Darnell Lautt, Raymond Keady, The Cast |
| Lights | Darnell Lautt, Cheryl Grindol |
| Props | Greg Cooper, Christian Abston, Greg McGuire, The Cast |
| Costumes | Loretta King, Lessie Barnes, The Cast |
| Publicity | Ron Calvin, The Cast |
| Make-up | Jane Lamb, The Cast |
| Road Sign | Victoria Copper, Deborah Parks, Beth Lind |
| Program Girl | Heather Ward |