M*A*S*H
By Tim Kelly
Based on Richard Hooker's novel
Directed by Ron Calvin
May 6, 7, 13 and 14, 1994
The Story 
This is a wild, free-flowing comedy that's easy to stage. M*A*S*H stands for
Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, and joining it are two unpredictable madcaps,
Hawkeye and Duke. They can't be dealt with casually, however, because they are
also two of the best chest surgeons in South Korea. They decide to wage a campaign
to get a young Korean to the United States and entered in a good school. The thread
of this effort helps tie together the pileup of comic adventures that pyramid right
before the eyes of your astonished and hysterical audience! Hawkeye has a scene with
a woman psychiatrist who believes he's been trying to lobster-trap mermaids in a rice paddy!
There's a jolly encounter with the baby-talking Bonwit sisters, the worst tap-dancing act
the U.S.O. ever sent overseas. A sergeant is selling dumb GIs fishing rights in the
Bay of Phum. Radar O'Reilly, a soldier with incredible hearing, anticipates
things before they happen. The proprietor of a painless dental clinic is cured
of dark moods by the recreation of an old monster movie and a monster! It's all here,
including a little romance mixed in with dramatic moments and a genuine love of life.
Oh, yes, the Korean boy does get his education in the United States!
Produced by special arrangement with Dramatic Publishing Company.
The Cast

| Gen. Hammond | Norman Albright |
| Pvt. Boone | Erle Coleman |
| Lt. Col. Henry Blake | Larry Junker |
| Capt Bridget McCarthy | Melissa Coble |
| Lt. Janice Fury | Amy Wethington |
| Sgt. Devine | Larry Loomis |
| Lt. Louise Kimble | Kim Jennings |
| Capt Frank Burns | Bob Dougherty |
| Father Mulcahy | Rich Bicker |
| Capt Walt Waldowski | Randy Chrisler |
| Capt Trapper John McIntyre | Warren Andreas |
| Capt John Black | Ron Calvin |
| Cpl. Radar Reilly | Brain Moore |
| Capt Hawkeye Pierce | Chris Rogers |
| Klinger | Mike Eaglin |
| Capt Duke Forrest | Tom Herlocker |
| Ho-Jon | Justin Wogoman |
| Pvt. Lopez | Jeff Turner |
| Korean Women | Amanda Krueger, Melody Krueger |
| Lt. Nancy Phillips | Mickey Chrisler |
| Major Houlihan | Mary Weeks |
| Congresswoman Goldfarb | Melody Krueger |
| Dean Mercy Lodge | Janet Calvin |
| Miss Randazzle | Linda Coleman |
| Mitzi, Fritzi and Agnes | Joanna Rogers, Gretchen Rogers, Beth Humpert |
| Lt. Connie Liebowitz | Melody Krueger |
| Capt Spearchucker Jones | Danny Carnes |
| Major Ruth Haskell | Staci Rogers |
Production Staff

| Director | Ron Calvin |
| Sets | Ron Calvin, Kris Junker, Larry Junker, Kim Jennings, Warren Andreas and Cast |
| Costumes, Make-up and Hair | Cast |
| Lighting | Ned Graham assisted by Wayne King |
| Backdrop Painting | Maggie Bicker |
| Properties | Marsha Wesseler, Cast and Crew |
| Publicity | Cast, Crew and Courier Spotlight |
| Ticket Sales | Smyer Travel Service, Inc. |
Musicians

| Piano | Rich Bicker |
| Vocal | Melissa Coble, Bob Docherty |